我叫尼克 My name is Nick.
我讨厌我的姓特维斯普 My last name, which I loathe, is Twisp.
如果我打算去疯人院做个夺命护士 Which would be a nice name...
这倒会是个好姓氏 if I planned on becoming an evil nurse in a mental institution.
我喜欢读经典散文 I am a voracious reader of classic prose...
是个上进的小说作家 ...an aspiring novelist...
我觉得如果所有电台每小时至少播放一遍 ...and feel the world would be a better place...
辛纳屈那首"我唯一的爱" if every radio station played Sinatra's
这世界将会更加美好 "My One and Only Love" at least once an hour.
不用说 我还是个处男 Needless to say, I'm still a virgin.
我和我那迷人的老妈住在奥克兰 I live in Oakland with my charming mother.
-埃斯特尔...-她新交的男友杰瑞 - Estelle... - Her latest boyfriend, Jerry...
是个长途卡车司机 一个说谎成癖的家伙 ...is a long haul truck driver and pathological liar.
如果是个女人接的电话 也许只是保姆而已 If a woman answered the phone, it was probably just the maid.
他真是个扯谎高手 He's a real prize.
我要咬你 I'm gonna bite you.
别 No.
-嗨 尼克 -嗨 - Hi, Nick. - Hi.
-又有三封邮件给你 -谢谢 弗格森先生 - Have three more for you. - Oh, thanks, Mr. Ferguson.
我们的邻居弗格森先生 Our neighbor Mr. Ferguson
喜欢替我们从信箱里取信 likes to bring us mail from our mailbox.
他曾是一名激进人士 He's a former activist
忧国忧民 每天有打发不完的时间 with a bleeding heart and too much time on his hands.
他经常因为举行抗议活动 He's always getting arrested for staging protests...
或在地下室容留非法入境的外国人而被抓 ...and harboring illegal aliens in his basement.
他是个好人 不过非常怪 He's a good man, but very strange.
我爸目前还在失业中 My dad is currently in between jobs.
他倒喜欢不用去工作 He would love to not have to work at all...
不过他老跟我说 ...but he often reminds me
他还要付子女抚养费 负担很重 he's burdened with crippling child-support payments.
爸 什么时候能给我零用钱 Dad, when am I gonna start getting an allowance?
没手机用可真烦 I'm getting tired of not having a cell phone.
如果你想要零花钱 If you want allowance,
恐怕得想办法去跟你老妈要了 I'm afraid you're gonna have to work it out with your mom.
-莱斯是爸爸的女友 -宝贝 - Lacey is Dad's girlfriend. - Baby...
我给你做东西吃了 ...I cooked for you.
-你给我做好吃的了啊 -来 - Oh, you made me a snack. - Come here.
她25岁 是个刚入行的美容师 She's 25, and a budding cosmetologist.
-好吃 -我的宝贝喜欢吗 - I love it. - Does my baby like it?
真奇怪 似乎身边的男男女女 It's amazing and incredibly irritating to me...
总都在卿卿我我 这让我非常不爽 ...how much action everyone around me seems to be getting.
只有一个人例外 With one exception.
我姐看到米莉和一个大学生手牵着手 My sister saw Millie holding hands with some college guy.
我最好的朋友莱弗提从三年级起 My best friend Lefty's had a crush on a girl
就迷恋上了一个叫米莉·费波特的女孩 named Millie Filbert since third grade.
他是我认识的人当中 唯一比我还惨的人 He's the only person I know that's more miserable than I am.
知道吗 每天晚上我都把老二粘到右腿上 You know, I've been taping my dick to my right leg at night,
就用胶带 just with duct tape.
我想着米莉身穿绿色夏装的样子 I think of Millie in her green summery dress...
我就硬起来了 于是老二就开始顶着胶带 ...and I get really hard. So it starts to push against the tape.
我明白 这样就能拉住那玩意 不让它弯曲 I see, putting counter-rotational tension on the shaft.
-对 -好办法 - Right. - That's nice.
你可能还不知道 莱弗提的那玩意 In case you haven't heard, Lefty's erect member...
勃起到一半的时候会急剧向左偏转 ...takes a sudden and dramatic turn to the east about midway up.
难啊 War.
你是想在和米莉约会之前把它弄直吧 Well, you might wanna get it fixed before you ask Millie out.
一点不错 That's very true.
万一到时我插错洞怎么办 What if I shove it up the wrong hole?
如果我约她出来了 她根本不喜欢我怎么办 What if we go out and she doesn't even like me?
要是我们相互了解后她却讨厌我呢 We get to know each other and she hates me?
要是我们结婚生了孩子 We get married and have a kid...
这孩子却一无是处毫无天分怎么办 ...but he's not good at anything, has no talents?
真不知道值不值得 I wonder if it's worth it.
不管怎样 你总愿意把老二弄直先吧 Either way, you probably wanna get your dick straightened out.
-杰瑞在吗 -他刚出去了 - Is Jerry here? - He just went out.
他卖给我们的这辆雪佛兰破车 That hunk-of-shit Chevy he sold us...
才开了17英里就爆缸了 ...made it 17 miles before the engine blew up.
而且我们还在变速箱里发现了香蕉残留物 And we found evidence of a banana in the transmission.
他得还我们900美元 So he owes us $900.
我敢肯定 Well, I'm quite certain
他已经把这900块钱花在他的新林肯上了 that he has spent that $900 on his new Lincoln.
也许你们最好回头再来直接跟他讲 Maybe you'd better come back and speak with him directly.
我相信他会洗耳恭听的 I am sure he'd love to hear you out.
据我了解他这人比较倔 As far as I can tell you, he's a pretty stubborn man,
你们可能得使用点暴力才行 so you might have to get physical with him.
这个不难 That can be arranged.
在奥克兰住了16年之后 After living in Oakland for 16 years...
我发现这座城市里有这么多的女人 I've noticed it's a city filled with women
却没有一个对我有丝毫兴趣的 who have zero interest in me.
嘿 卡伦 Hey, Karen.
我是尼克 Nick.
哦是啊 一起上物理课的对吧 Oh, right. Physics?
是美国历史课 也差不多了 American History. You were close.
这是什么 What is that?
哦 《大路》 费里尼的片子 Oh, La Strada. It's a Fellini movie.
怎么什么都看啊 So random.
他们没有《麻辣女王2》了 They were out of Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous...
所以我也就胡乱... ...so I went for a random...
-查德 操你 -操你 你喜欢被操吧 - Chad. Fuck you. - Oh, fuck you, you love it.
这部片子随盘附赠卫生棉吗 Hey, does that movie come with tampons for your pussy?
查德 如果里面没有我会很失望的 You know, Chad, I'll be upset if it doesn't.
电影里都是好人抱得美人归 In the movies, the good guy gets the girl.
现实生活中却总是傻逼得手 In real life it's usually the prick.
尼克 出来 Nick, get out here.
还钱否则你就死定了
尼克 Nick.
尼克 你知道这是怎么回事吗 Nick, do you know anything about this?
那几个水手来了 他们想要回他们的钱 Oh, yeah. Those sailors came by. They want their money back.
说是变速箱里有什么香蕉 Apparently there was some sort of banana in the transmission.
你告诉他们我会回来是吗 You tell them I was coming back?
我怎么会那么干 Now, why would I do that?
杰瑞 你打算怎么办 Jerry, what are you gonna do?
去把林肯车洗了 Go get the Lincoln washed.
你要走吗 You're leaving?
那几个水手再来怎么办 What happens when that sailors come back?
为了躲那几个气急败坏的水手 To escape the threat of ill-tempered sailors...
我们要去明湖呆上一周 ...we're going to Clear Lake for a week...
杰瑞的朋友在那儿有座小屋 ...to stay in a cabin owned by a friend of Jerry's.
反正我也无聊 去一趟也无妨 Since I have no life, I figure I have nothing to lose.
我们要去渡假啦 We're going on vacation.
叛逆青春
欢迎来到永不停歇的房车公园
杰瑞 Jerry.
你说过是座小屋的 I thought you said it was a cabin.
来吧埃斯特尔 里面还是很帅的 Come on, Estelle. It's real cute on the inside.
我建议 让孩子来收拾碗碟 I say we let the kid do the dishes...
我们俩进主卧歇息去吧 ...and you and l retire to the master bedroom.
妈 你和杰瑞只是玩玩的呢 Mom, do you think it's a puppy love thing with Jerry...
还是说我应该做好长远打算 or is he someone that I can...
准备和这个人长久相处? look forward to having around for years to come?
尼克 你觉得能有几个男人 Nick, how many men do you think are interested
会对一个48岁的老女人感兴趣呢 in a woman who's 48 years old...
而且还带着个孩子 没有钱 一肚皮妊娠纹 ...has a kid, no money and stretch marks?
我觉得你太小看自己了 妈 I think you're selling yourself short, Mom.
将来没准能碰上个恋妊娠纹癖呢 Leave open the possibility of a stretch-mark fetishist.
少耍贫嘴 Oh, watch your smart mouth.
那你收拾碗碟好吗 宝贝 So you're gonna do the dishes, okay, hon?
我和杰拉尔德进屋玩会儿拼字游戏 Gerald and I will be in back, playing Scrabble.
你的浴袍开了 Your robe's open.
那你和家人住在附近吗 So are you and your family staying near here?
其实我们就在这个街区那边住 Actually we are down the block.
真近 抬脚就到 Oh, spitting distance.
可以这么说 So to speak.
你好啊 酷哥 Hi, Stuck-up.
亲爱的 这是诗妮·桑德斯 Honey, this is Sheeni Saunders.
她顺道过来做自我介绍的 真是好邻居 She stopped by to introduce herself. Isn't that neighborly?
是啊 是啊 Yes. Yes.
她正要去商店买东西 Anyway she's on her way to the store,
所以我主动提议让你替她拿东西 so I volunteered your help carrying her bags.
乐意效劳 Sounds fun.
知道吗 你们家的到来 You know, your family's arrival...
让这一带的居民都感到很新鲜 ...excited considerable interest among the residents.
你爸爸那个冷藏啤酒的东西... Your father's beer cooler on the...
不 他不是我爸 Oh, no, he's not my father.
杰瑞是我妈的男友 Jerry's my mother's consort.
我和他没有任何血缘关系 He and l have no blood links of any kind.
这样的话好像也不错 Well, that seems to be worth something.
昨天我生活中最激动人心的事 Yesterday the most exciting thing in my life...
还是想象着杰瑞被三个水手痛扁 was the thought of Jerry being beaten senseless by three sailors.
而此刻我竟和一个美丽风趣的姑娘在一起 Now I'm spending time with a beautiful, interesting girl...
真不知这是怎么发生的 ...and I have no idea how it happened.
到了 Here we are.
哇 还带二楼啊 Wow, a second floor.
是啊 爸爸买了这房子我们就能俯瞰世界了 Yes. Father bought it so we could look down on the world.
你爸做什么的 What does your father do?
他是个律师 He's a lawyer.
真不错啊 Wow, this is really nice.
-你爸妈呢 -他们去教堂了 - Where are your parents? - They're at church.
想参观一下吗 Would you like a tour?
好啊 Sure.
这里是厨房 Kitchen.
这是妈妈的法费萨管风琴 This is Mother's Farfisa organ.
爸爸加了个延长管 Father added this extension
这样就能把64根风琴管都装下了 so he could fit these 64 pipes in.
这是饭厅 Dining room.
这有张全家福 Here's a family portrait.
这就是我的房间了 And this is my room.
难道你不喜欢《精疲力尽》吗 Didn't you just love Breathless?
让·保罗真是太勾魂了 Jean-Paul was completely gripping.
你好像喜欢法国人 我觉得 If you like French people, I suppose.
可以看出来 I can see it.
我最喜欢的电影是《东京物语》 I think my favorite film was Tokyo Story.
我觉得沟口健二真是个伟大的导演 I just think Mizoguchi is a great director.
确实是部好片子 It's a great film.
不过那不是小津安二郎导的吗 But wasn't that by Ozu?
谁知道呢 Who can say?
黑胶唱片的音质无可比拟 There's nothing quite as good as vinyl.
是啊 很有质感 Yeah, it's very textural.
-你喜欢法兰克·辛纳屈吗 -喜欢 - Do you like Frank Sinatra? - I do.
不过我最最喜欢的还是 But my all-time favorite is...
...塞尔日·甘斯布 ...Serge Gainsbourg.
看来你真的很喜欢法国人 不是吗 So you really like the French, don't you?
我希望生活在法国 I wanna live in France.
我想去世界各地生活 I wanna live all over the world.
我知道外面的世界一定比这里精彩 I know there's so much more than this out there.
我爸妈笃信宗教 My parents are religious fanatics.
他们很无趣 They're exhausting.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
喂 诗妮 Hey, Sheeni?
明天吃过早餐后 Do you think you'd like to join me
和我一起去湖边如何 at the beach tomorrow after breakfast?
好的 I'd love to.
-什么事 -你好 桑德斯先生 我是尼克 - Yes? - Hello, Mr. Saunders. I'm Nick.
我来找诗妮 I'm here to see Sheeni.
我听说你约她去湖边玩 I understand you've invited her to the beach.
是的 That's right.
先生 相信你很清楚 发出这一邀约的同时 Well, I trust, sir, you are aware that in doing so...
你已同意就代行父母职责一事 ...you have entered into an oral contract...
达成一项口头协议 ...to perform in loco parentis...
即要为以上提及的未成年少女的 ...i.e., to provide for the safety and welfare...
安全与适惬提供保障 ...of aforementioned minor female.
-准备好了吗 -一切就绪 - Ready? - Very ready.
再见 爸爸 Bye, Father.
再见 桑德斯先生 Goodbye, Mr. Saunders.
再见 小子 Bye, cadion
能帮我涂一下防晒霜吗 Would you mind applying this to my exposed areas?
当然 Sure.
你很容易起生理反应嘛 Um, you get turned on easily.
别停下 尼克 这很正常 Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural.
女孩就比较幸运 有反应也看不出 Girls are fortunate in that it doesn't show.
地球人都知道 For all the world knows...
我们说话的时候我的阴道就开始湿了 ...my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.
会吗 Is it?
给我涂正面好吗 Should we do my front now?
好的 Okay.
非常乐意 I'm up for it.
谢谢 Thank you.
你姓什么 What's your last name?
迪林杰 Dillinger.
特维斯普 Twisp.
诗妮·桑德斯 Sheeni Saunders.
她让人琢磨不定又喜欢作弄人 She's complicated, mischievous.
此时此刻 只要能和她在一起 And at this point...I'd be willing to give up everything
我愿意放弃生命中的一切 in my life to be with her.
尼克 你挺不错 但我得告诉你我有男朋友了 Nick, you're very nice, but I should tell you I have a boyfriend.
我知道了 Oh, I see.
他名叫特伦特 His name is Trent.
我们已经拍拖一段时间了 We've been together for a while, actually.
他什么样 What's he like?
他17岁 He's 17...
身高6英尺2英寸 会说流利的法语 ...6'2", fluent in French...
会弹钢琴 还是个游泳健将 ...plays the piano, is a champion swimmer...
他还会写未来派铿锵诗 ...and writes futurist percussive poetry.
我不太了解这个未来派铿锵诗 Oh, I'm not familiar with futurist percussive poems.
我可以背一首特伦特的诗 如果你想听的话 I could recite one of Trent's, if you'd like.
请吧 Please do.
冲击大坝十二 Ram dam 12
拖把滋滋冒泡 Sizzles mop
吱吱嘎嘎碾过 Crunch down
安全网 Safety net
灼热的灼热的空虚 Hot, hot, hot void
这听上去还真像是诗 Well, that certainly sounds like a poem.
老天 他听起来真棒 Jeez, he sounds great.
知道吗 眼下我也有个心上人 所以 Well, you know, I also have a sweetheart for the moment, so....
是吗 她叫什么 Really? What's her name?
她叫玛莎·辛沃 16岁 Her name is Martha Singwall. She's 16.
她有浅褐色的头发 She's got toasted almond hair, so....
她最近刚从尼斯回来 She's only just recently returned from Nice...
她在那里进行了一项社会调查 ...where she's been conducting sociological research...
研究意大利移民在当地社会的 on the assimilation problems of Italian immigrant workers
融合问题 ...down there.
她还是女士内衣的专职模特 She's also a professional model that specializes in lingerie.
她很喜欢我 她说她喜欢我的头发 She likes me quite a bit. She tells me that she loves my hair.
她听起来很完美 She sounds wonderful.
是的 我觉得你会喜欢她的 诗妮 Yes, I think you'd like her, Sheeni.
特伦特听起来也不错 除了他实在太高了 Trent sounds great, too, aside from being freakishly tall.
他绝对有能力 He certainly does seem to have a knack for...
把粗言俗语变成 ...smashing ungraceful words together...
一首绝美的诗 ...and deeming it a poem.
感谢给我带来美好的一天 尼克 Well, thanks for a lovely day, Nick.
这不算什么 Don't mention it.
我一想到这个姑娘被某个 I think of this girl being swept away
自命不凡的帅哥诗人俘虏了 by some handsome pretentious poet...
就让我崩溃 ...and it crushes me.
她永远不会喜欢我 She could never like me.
除非我下定决心彻底改变 Unless I decided to radically change
我的所有个性 every detail of my personality...
否则我到死都是处男 ...I'm going to die a virgin.
-尼克 -诗妮 你好啊 - Nick? - Sheeni, nice to see you.
我散步的时候刚好路过 I was going for a walk and thought I'd drop by.
想起你住在这 I remembered that you lived here.
很抱歉我对特伦特有所不满 I'm sorry I got upset about Trent.
这太幼稚了 我平时不是这样的 It was immature. I'm not normally like that.
他应该是个好人 我想多听听他的诗 He sounds like a great guy. I'd love to hear more of his poetry.
你想去沙滩或是一起吃个早餐吗 Do you wanna go to the beach? Or get breakfast?
实际上 我准备去远足 Actually, I'm going on a hike.
我想叫你一起去的 I'd ask you to come along...
但你没有靴子 ...but you haven't got boots,
毫无准备 还没有地图和指南针 provisions, maps or a compass.
我喜欢轻装上阵 就像约翰·缪尔 [生态学家] I do all my hiking freeform. Like John Muir,
一个人进入荒野 I enter the wilderness...
只带着本日记 ...with nothing more than my journal
和一颗孩童般的好奇心 and a child- like sense of wonder.
你在干嘛啊 这可是私人日记 What the hell is going on? This is a private journal.
特伦特不是一个装逼的傻子 Trent is not an affected twit.
诗妮 如果是我偷看你的日志你会怎么想 Sheeni, how would you like it if I read your journal?
给你看好咧 Go ahead.
只是我一些想法的随笔 It's written in a shorthand of my own devising.
这是生长在基督家庭的女孩所必备的 A necessity for a girl with Christian parents.
里面写了什么 What does this say?
你想知道啊 Wouldn't you like to know?
最后一页你肯定会很感兴趣 That last passage would be of particular interest to you.
我很怀疑 I doubt that.
我对特伦特的魁梧双肩 I have very little interest in reading
没有任何兴趣 about Trent's beautiful shoulders.
我没和特伦特做过 如果你想知道 I haven't made love with Trent, if that's what you wanna know.
我只做过一次 还没什么"性趣" I've only made love once and it was less than erotic.
我听说勤加练习才会刺激 But I hear it gets better with practice.
你是个处男 我看得出来 You're a virgin. I can tell.
亲吻我 胆小鬼 Kiss me, you weenie.
诗妮 我想我爱上你了 Sheeni, I think I love you.
这是当然的 Of course you do.
你的荷尔蒙在作祟 Well, your hormones certainly do.
诗妮 Sheeni.
妈妈 我只是和尼克待会 Yes, mother. I'm just here with Nick.
让我看看这个异教徒青年 Let's see this young heathen.
桑德斯夫人 很高兴认识你 Hello, mrs. Saunders. It's nice to meet you.
我很怀疑 I doubt that very much.
-明天见 尼克 -好的 再见 诗妮 - See you tomorrow, Nick. - Okay. Goodbye, Sheeni.
再见 桑德斯夫人 Goodbye, mrs. Saunders.
审视你的内心 年轻人 否则就晚了 Look into your soul, young man, before it's too late.
我会的 I will.
杰瑞找到一辆他想买的房车 Jerry sniffed out a trailer he wants to buy...
并坚持要亲自验货 ...and insisted we go check it out.
我告诉诗妮我要写一本关于她的书 I told Sheeni I was going to write a book about her.
她说这是个糟糕的主意 She said it was a terrible idea.
杰瑞 橱柜里都是老鼠的脚印 Jerry, all the closets are full of mouse doodies.
-我卖950 -900 - I might take 950. - Nine hundred.
-910 -就这么定了 - Nine- ten. - We're in business.
快来 快来 快来 Oh, come here. Come here, come here.
尼克 看呀 是不是很可爱 Nicky, look, isn't he cute?
他很可爱 He's adorable.
多少钱 How much?
10美元 Ten dollars.
我只有一张贴了四张标签的地铁卡 All I have is a subway card with four stickers.
卖给你了 Sold.
谢谢你 尼克 Thank you, Nicky.
我要叫他艾伯特 I think I'm going to name him Albert.
艾伯特·加缪 After Albert Camus.
那晚是我真正意义上 That night was my first indisputable
第一次与女生缠绵 make- out session with a girl.
与诗妮在黑夜中缠绵之后 After grappling in the warm darkness with Sheeni...
我在裤后的口袋里发现一封信 ...I found this note in my back pocket.
我当时还以为她在抚摸我屁股呢 I thought she had been caressing my ass.
亲爱的尼克 Dear Nick.
请原谅我偷看了你的日记 Please excuse me for reading your journal.
我发现那些能抵制住诱惑的人 I have found that people who can resist temptation...
总是过着郁闷压抑的日子 ...invariably lead depressingly stunted lives.
我不由地对你笔下的自己而着迷 Naturally I was charmed by what you wrote about me.
你对于自杀的思考和你编的玛莎的故事 Your contemplation of suicide and your invention of Martha...
让我的内心情不自禁的 ...cannot help but evoke a strong
产生了共鸣 emotional response in my breast.
我们都还年轻 We are both young.
我们还是顺其自然吧 Let's just live and what happens will happen.
你的挚爱 诗妮 Yours affectionately, Sheeni.
我今天要走了 I have to leave today.
昨晚杰瑞和我妈做爱时闪到腰了 Jerry threw his back out last night in bed with my mother...
所以他要回奥克兰吃止痛药 so he has to be reunited with his painkillers back in Oakland.
我们一小时后就要走了 We're leaving in an hour.
所以这是告别 So this will be goodbye.
再见 Goodbye.
你不用强装坚强 诗妮 You don't have to act so brave, Sheeni.
就算你哭了我也不会说什么 I wouldn't judge you if you started to cry.
不是 尼克 是艾伯特 No, Nicky. It's Albert.
他昨晚从我房间偷溜出去了 He snuck out of my room last night.
我醒来的时候 他已经撕碎了家里的圣经 When I woke up, he had shredded the family bible.
我父母认为这是个凶兆 My parents took it as a sign of evil.
现在我要找人领养他 Now I have to find someone who will take him.
-我领养好了 -你可以吗 - Well, I'll take him. - You will?
我会瞒着我妈妈 I'll have to hide him from my mother
因为她讨厌狗 because she can't stand dogs...
虽然很危险但我愿意承担 ...But it's a risk I'm willing to take.
他是我们的爱的结晶 He's our lovechild.
诗妮 我无法想像 Sheeni, I can't stand the thought of you...
我走后你会爱上某个清高自负的诗人 ...falling in love with some egotistical poet while I'm gone.
我和你在一起很开心 I've had a great time with you.
这是一个短暂美丽的夏天时光 It was a really lovely summer fling.
但我不能以此作为我生命的全部 But I can't put my whole life on hold.
你都不住在这了 You don't even live here.
但我们可以私奔啊 我们可以离家出走 But we could run away together. We can escape our families...
就像两个亡命天涯的人 ...iive like outlaws together.
不是我说你 尼克 你做不到这些 No offense, Nicky, but it's not exactly in your constitution.
如果我爸能在尤凯亚 What if my dad could get a job here
找到工作而我又搬去和他住呢 in Ukiah and I come live with him?
我妈的生活靠的是抚养费 My mother depends on the child- support money...
但要是我被赶出去了呢 ...but maybe I could get kicked out.
你的假设太多了 That's a lot of what- ifs.
你能为我爸找到 Do you think you could help me find
一些工作机会吗 some job opportunities for my dad?
估计可以 It's possible.
我们可以的 诗妮 可以的 We can do this, Sheeni. This can happen.
看看你多有掌控形势的能力 Well, look at you taking control of the situation.
我会竭尽全力而为 I'll do whatever I have to do.
我生活里从未有过 I've never had anything in my life
值得我如此努力争取的东西 that I wanted to fight for so much.
那我们就想出一个会让你被赶走的方法 Then we'll have to figure out a way for you to be kicked out.
你必须得变坏 尼克 You have to be bad, Nicky.
变成超级 超级大坏蛋 Be very, very bad.
我有一座高山要去攀爬 I have a tall mountain to climb...
还有无数危险的冰川需要穿越 ...with many treacherous glaciers to cross.
但最终我会到达 But finally I've obtained an entry
通往天堂高处的大门 visa to the paradise that lays beyond.
我不会让他离开我的视线 I won't let him out of my sight.
车到哪去了 Where's the Nova?
看到没 他们把它开走了 See that, babe? They took it back.
水手就喜欢说空话 Sailors are all talk...
永远都是这样 ...all the time.
杰瑞 Jerry.
真他妈的操蛋 Shit on a goddamn dick.
我花了15年时间想要 I have spent the last 1 5 years trying
让这个房子变得完美 to get this house to look just perfect.
天啊 尼克 快去拿个桶来 Oh, god, Nick. Go get a pan quick.
水都滴到我的地毯上了 It's dripping on my new shag.
我马上去拿个桶 Yeah, I'll get a pan.
你应该把钱还给那个男人 You should have given that man his money back.
搞毛啊 挡风玻璃上居然还有水 Holy shit. There's still water in the windshield thing.
但他们怎么进来的啊 But how'd they even get it in here?
看起来他们把它大卸八块之后 Looks like they took it apart piece by piece and then...
在屋里重装了起来 ...reassembled it.
但这需要一大批机械工来完成啊 But that would take an army of mechanics to do that.
或是一群海军 Or a navy.
或是一群海军 亲爱的 Or a navy, baby.
我告诉我父母我姐姐什么都听卡洛的 I told my parents about my sister going all the way with Carlo.
现在她天天放着 Now she's playing that damn
阿什莉·辛普森 [美国青少年偶像]的专辑 Ashlee Simpson album over and over.
我的生活就是地狱 尼克 活生生的地狱 My life is a living hell, Nick. It is a living hell.
烦死了 Damn.
我这有东西可以让你高兴起来 I think I've got something to cheer you up, my friend.
他叫艾伯特 His name is Albert.
你干嘛养狗 你最恨狗了 I don't know why you have a dog. You hate dogs.
这不是只单纯的狗 This is more than a dog.
这是唯一维系我和我的爱之间的桥梁 This is my only tangible link to the love of my life.
你找到意中人了? You met a girl?
她不是普通的姑娘 莱弗提 She isn't just a girl, Lefty.
她是一个美丽的天使 She's a comely angel...
被派来教会我世界上所有美好的事 ...sent to teach me about all that is good in the world.
她比米莉·费波特漂亮吗 Is she prettier than Millie Filbert?
莱弗提 Lefty...
等你见了诗妮之后 你会发现米莉 ...after seeing Sheeni you would look at Millie...
不过是个不检点的坏女人 and you would see no more than a slatternly wench...
想要破坏你审视 trying to muddy your perception
美女的标准 of what a pretty girl should be.
我怎么知道这女孩不是虚构的 How do I know you're not making this girl up?
上次见你之后你的生活变化不少 尼克 Your life has really changed since I last saw you, Nick.
你和米莉怎么样了 How are things going with Millie?
我搞了本《性爱指导》 I got this book, lovemaking for advanced gourmets.
我在阅读这些技巧 好让她为之一惊 I'm looking up some tips so I can really blow her mind.
比如有一条是 For instance, there's one in here.
你应该把你的鸡巴 You're supposed to stick your pinkie
插在女人的屁眼里 inside of a girl's bumhole.
-骗人 -你看看就知道了 - Liar. - Read it and weep.
我在那做了标记 I have it marked right there.
我觉得诗妮会认为 I think that Sheeni might find this
这种阴茎技术不只只是浪漫 pinkie technique less than romantic.
我能借来看看吧 Could I borrow this?
也许我该学习一些技巧 Might be one or two things I should know.
可以 没关系 Yeah, it's fine.
-你好 -你好 尼克 - Hello? - Hi, Nicky.
你有没有什么坏事要向我汇报啊 Have you any misdeeds to report?
我想想 I'm working on it.
尼克 Nicky.
-你听起来很严肃 -如果你不主动点 - You sound concerned. - If you don't take the initiative...
要是我嫁给弗朗索瓦你该怎么办 ...how do you think you'll feel when I marry Francois?
谁是弗朗索瓦 Who's Francois?
我的未来法国丈夫 My future French husband.
我不能一辈子等着你 Well, I mean, I can't wait for you forever.
尼克 我亲爱的艾伯特怎么样了 Nick, how is my darling Albert?
艾伯特很好 Albert's great.
我们每天要散步两次 We've been going on these bonding jogs twice daily...
他很喜欢这样 我也很喜欢 which he loves. I've been enjoying them too.
散步可以让我保持好的体型 They've been getting me into great shape.
这真棒 亲爱的 That's wonderful, darling.
我唯一的挚爱希望我变成坏男人 My one and only love needs me to be bad...
为了克服一直约束我 ...to overcome the inhibitions that
奉公守法 compel me to be law-abiding...
礼貌待人 与人和善的一面 polite to my elders and excessively nice.
我决定变出另一个自己 I have decided to create a supplementary persona...
一个叫弗朗索瓦·迪林杰的人 ...named Francois Dillinger.
他胆大妄为 Bold...
藐视权威 ...contemptuous of authority...
是所有女人的杀手 ...and irresistible to women.
弗朗索瓦是一个狂妄的反社会者 Francois is just the type of aggressive sociopath...
一个与神经作战并取得胜利的人 ... who can wage, and win, a war of nerves.
最好抱一下你妈妈 孩子 Better give your mother a hug, son.
不要啊 Oh, no.
原来杰瑞在达拉斯的一个 It turns out Jerry had a heart attack
酒吧里突发严重心脏病 in a Dallas bar and took it badly.
他死了 He died.
尸体什么时候运到 When will the body arrive?
我很抱歉尸体已经运送到...夫人 I'm afraid it's already been shipped, ma'am...
他妻子那了 ...to his wife.
他的妻子 His wife?
是的 夫人 他的妻子 Yes, ma'am, his wife.
我还有义务告知您 It's also my duty to inform you she
她希望索回那辆林肯车 wishes to claim the Lincoln...
他买车时登记的是这里的地址 ...which he registered to this address.
没事啦 It's okay.
没事没事 一切都会好起来 There, there. It's gonna be okay.
没事没事 都会好起来的 There, there. Everything will be okay.
那些都是我的唱片 你在干嘛啊 Those are my records. What are you doing?
你总坐在这 听着歌手淫 You're not gonna get this girl by sitting around
是没法得到那个女孩的 listening to records and jerking off.
那不是我的全部计划 Well, that wasn't my entire plan.
那你的计划是什么 猪头 What is your plan, shithead?
垂头丧气的看她坐在特伦特的大腿上吗 Slouching your shoulders while Trent boy has her on his lap?
我现在不需要你 我只想独自思考 I don't need you here right now. I just need to think.
我哪也不去 Well, I'm not going anywhere.
直到你上了那女孩为止 Not until you sink your filthy dick in this tomato.
直到你得到你想要的东西 Not until you get what you want.
现在是该反叛的时候了 尼克 Now it's time to rebel, Nick.
是该变坏的时候了 It's time to be bad.
这不是一个做坏事的好日子 It's not a good day for that.
我妈刚受到打击 My mom got some devastating news.
棒极了 That's perfect.
她有弱点 She's vulnerable.
她很脆弱 She's fragile.
她最重视什么 Now, what does she value more than anything?
她重视她的东西 She values her things.
在弗朗索瓦的指导下 With the guidance of Francois...
我迅速让自己变成一个 I quickly transformed myself into
书上所说的少年犯 a textbook juvenile delinquent.
完美的婊子
诗妮按照约定给爸爸找了一份 Sheeni has held up her end of the bargain...
在进步胶合板杂志社的工作 by finding dad work at a magazine called progressive plywood.
她假装成猎头公司给他打电话 She called him pretending to be a headhunter.
-真的吗 -这得益于她的说服力 - Really? - It took some convincing on her part.
听起来不错 但是我不太懂木材 Sounds cool, but I don't know much about wood.
我听说可不是那么回事 That's not what I've heard.
郁闷的是 那本杂志是 To my chagrin, the magazine is owned
特伦特·普勒斯顿的爸爸创办的 by the father of Trent Preston.
-让我先走 这很重 -这别无选择 - Let me go first, this is heavy. - There were no other options.
房子不错 是吧 Nice house, right?
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
谢谢 挤到我了 Oh, thanks. Ex- squeeze me.
坐那里 Sit over there.
-尼克 -各位 早上好 - Oh, Nicky. - Morning, everyone.
韦斯科特长官早早的来拜访 Isn't it nice of Officer Westcott to drop by so early...
并且和我们共进早餐很棒是吧 and have breakfast with us?
当然 是的 很不错 Oh, it sure was. Yeah, that's nice.
你爸爸来电话了 他在尤凯亚找到份工作 Oh, your father called. He got a job in Ukiah.
这很不错 That's good for him.
不错 Good.
妈 你认为 Mum, do you think it might be a good idea if
我和爸爸住一段时间怎么样 I moved in with him for a little bit?
你和我都知道这行不通 You know as well as I do that's not gonna work.
我靠儿童抚养基金生活 I depend on that child- support money to eat.
你不是应该用儿童抚养基金来 Shouldn't you depend on child-
养育你的孩子吗 support money to support your child?
孩子 对你妈妈客气点 她正伤心着 Hey, be nice to your mom, kid. She's grieving.
我什么时候脱下这个 你要让这个开多久 When do I take this off? How long do you leave it on for?
三分钟 Just leave it on for three minutes.
狗屁 Shit.
这两个笨蛋在一起洗澡 Those fuckers are taking a shower together.
真恶心 How repulsive.
-狗屁 狗屁 快关掉它 -他妈的 - Shit! shit! turn it off! - Fuck!
昨晚那么吵在干嘛 What was all that racket last night?
尼克 如果打扰到你我很抱歉 Nicky, I'm sorry if we disturbed you.
你知道 这也是我的家 You know, this is my home too.
突然一个陌生人开始留下过夜 All of a sudden some stranger starts
竟然没有征求我的意见 staying over, I'm not even consulted.
小子 你搞什么 管好你自己就行了 What's with you, kid? Just mind your own damn business.
不 你管好你自己 No, you mind your business.
他是我的儿子 He's my son.
尼克 你是对的 我应该 Nicky, you're right. I should have
告诉你韦斯科特长官 informed you that Officer Westcott...
要在这里过夜 我很抱歉 was gonna be spending the evening. I'm sorry.
我想这个城市有法律 I thought there were laws in the
禁止非法同居 city against illicit cohabitation.
或者那只警察在开玩笑 Or are they just another big policeman's joke?
孩子 你在自找麻烦 我劝你不要 Kid, you're asking for trouble. Just don't.
不要这样 Just don't.
或者你要做点什么 Or what are you gonna do?
要拿你的枪杀死我吗 Shoot me with your gun?
行了 行了 兰斯 All right, all right. Lance.
好的 好的 好的 Okay, okay, okay.
你立刻闭嘴 立刻 You just shut your mouth right now. Right now.
谢谢你们的早餐 Thanks for breakfast.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
这些用来干嘛 What are those for?
我们要找到一个僻静的停车场 You and I are gonna find a nice quiet
把它点着 parking lot and set this baby on fire.
-我以为我们要沉掉它 -用用你的脑子 - I thought we were gonna wreck it. - Use your head.
不值得为了一个女孩儿被杀掉 No sense getting killed for a girl.
你知道你在做什么吗 Sure you know what you're doing?
放松 孩子 我读了说明 Relax, kid. I read the book.
好的 停一下 停一下 Okay, pull over. Pull over.
我们必须停下来 We have to pull over.
立刻停下来 Pull over now.
好的 Okay.
我们要考虑一下我们的行为 We need to consider our actions and
以及后果 what the consequences will be.
听着 混蛋 Listen, asshole.
十六年来你一直在做决定 You've been making all the decisions
看看你自己的处境 for 1 6 years. Look at where you are.
我要把你从自我里拯救出来 I'm here to rescue you from yourself.
你只需在一边看我把某些混蛋气炸 Just be quiet and let me blow some shit up.
但是我们谈论的是我的生活 Can I make one request since it's
我可以提一点小小的要求吗 my life that we're talking about?
我们可不可以把破坏降到最低 Can we keep it to the absolute minimum amount of destruction?
好的 很好 当然 Yeah, perfect. Okay.
最小 很好 Absolute minimum. That's good.
我喜欢这个 I like that.
快跑 Let's get out of here!
虽然有几个消防员被送进医院 Luckily no major injuries were reported...
但幸运的是没有造成大的人员伤亡 though several firefighters were hospitalized due to....
嗨 伙计们 晚饭怎么样 Hi, guys. How was dinner?
把你的嘴闭上 混蛋 Keep your lips sewn, fucker.
你是不是偷了你妈妈的汽车和拖车 You stole your mother's car and trailer
还造成了一场五百万损失的火灾 and you set a $5 million fire?
我拒绝站在这里辩解 I refuse to stand for such allegations.
尼克 他们有纵火犯的描述 Nicky, they have a description of the arsonist.
在这儿 白人男孩儿 大约五点九英尺高 Right here. "white teenage male, approximately 5'9".
一百三十五英镑 暗淡的金发 1 35 pounds, dirty blond hair.
最后一次出现是拖着一辆涂有 Last seen pulling a trailer with 'god's
"上帝的完美蠢货"的拖车 perfect asshole' painted on the side."
这可能是任何人 That could be anyone.
上帝啊 我唯一的儿子就要进监狱了 God, my only son is going to prison.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
会解决的 It's gonna be okay.
你知道吗 我来告诉你 You know what? I'll tell you what.
我会说火灾前尼克报告说车被偷了 I'll just say that Nick reported the car stolen before the fire.
这样他就会摆脱困境 好吗 This way it'll get him off the hook. Okay?
但是我要承担一些很严重的责任 But I could take some serious, serious heat for this.
兰斯 你太好了 Oh, Lance, you are so wonderful.
我要怎样回报你呢 What can I ever do to repay you?
我会好好考虑的 I'll think of something.
但是你知道吗 宝贝 Oh, but you know what? You know what, baby?
我认为侦探来的时候他不适合留在这里 I don't think he should be here when the detectives come around.
是吧 Right?
所以最好把他送走一段时间 So the best thing to do is to send him away for a while.
让他去折磨他的父亲吧 Let him go make his father's life miserable for a change.
-但是我喜欢这儿 -你要离开 小鬼 - But I like it here. - You're gone, buster.
喂 Hello?
你儿子刚烧毁了伯克立[美国港市] Your son just burned down Berkeley.
把这个调皮鬼接走 Come and get the brat.
-埃斯特尔 -去收拾行李 - Estelle? - Start packing your bags.
不 不 Oh, no, no.
你不教训他吗 Aren't you going to punish him?
我认为他应该被教训 I'd say he deserves a good hiding.
他已经让我承受不了了 你可以帮忙吗 He's just too much for me anymore. Can you do it, hon?
是的 我可以代劳 Yeah, I could help you out.
我神游了几分钟 I stepped away for a few minutes.
弗朗索瓦自愿被鞭打 Francois volunteered to take the thrashing.
为了我爱的女人的痛苦牺牲 A painful sacrifice for the woman I love.
加把劲 大块头 You through, big man?
我们要去美丽的尤凯亚了 So off we go to beautiful Ukiah...
在那里我会和我未来的天才孩子的母亲 where soon I'll be in the warm embrace...
有一个温馨的拥抱 of the mother of my future gifted children.
-喂 -诗妮 我是尼克 - Hello? - Sheeni, it's Nick.
亲爱的 你在哪里 Hi, darling. Where are you?
我就在这儿 在尤凯亚 I'm here. I'm in Ukiah.
我和我爸爸一起 我被我妈妈赶出来了 I'm living with my dad. My mother kicked me out.
你做了什么 How did you do it?
我偷了我妈的车并且烧毁了半个伯克利 I stole my mother's car and burned down half of Berkeley.
除了送我走她别无选择 She had no choice but to send me away.
尼克 这太难以置信了 Nicky, that's incredible.
我做这些是为了你 诗妮 Well, I did it for you, Sheeni.
我之所以这么做是为了我们能在一起 I did it so that we could be together.
我打赌你认为我并没记在心里是吗 I bet you didn't think I had it in me, did you?
这太浪漫了 尼克 That is so romantic, Nicky.
我都不知道该说什么 I don't know what to say.
就像我们计划的那样 It'll be just like we planned.
你我还有艾伯特在一起 It'll be you and me and Albert, all together.
你好 桑德斯先生 Hello, Mr. Saunders.
诗妮有空吗 Is Sheeni available?
她没空 She most certainly is not.
年轻人 我们知道你在伯克利都做了什么 We know all about what you did in Berkeley, young man.
你很幸运我不会在基督的面前勒死你 You are lucky I don't strangle you right here in christ's eyes.
你是恶魔 这只狗是地狱野兽 You're the devil and that dog is a hell beast.
你很幸运我们没有打电话给警察 You're lucky we don't call the police
让他们逮捕你 and have you arrested right now.
你们不打算让我见诗妮 是吗 You're not gonna let me see Sheeni?
诗妮要离开了 Sheeni's leaving.
-我们要把她送走 -什么 - We're sending her away. - What?
送到寄宿学校 在那里她很安全 To boarding school, where she'll be safe.
在尤凯亚她受到了坏影响 She's had a lot of bad influences
你是最坏的 here in Ukiah, you being the worst.
我爱诗妮 我不能没有她 I'm in love with Sheeni. I can't live without her.
离开她或者去死 没有其他选择 Live without her or die, we have no preference.
离我们家远点 Stay out of our family's life.
后来诗妮打电话告诉我 Later Sheeni called and told me...
她设法把这场灾难变成一个机遇 she managed to turn disaster into an opportunity for herself.
她说服她父母 She convinced her parents...
送她去一个二百英里外 to send her to a French prep
在圣克鲁兹的法语预备学校 school 200 miles away in Santa Cruz.
她说从小时候起 She says she's been wanting to go to this
她就想去这所学校 school since she was a little girl...
而且去那里 and that going there...
还可以增加她去法国读书的可能性 will improve her chances for going to school in Paris.
事情太糟糕了 Things are bad.
这只丑狗看着我怎么吃得下 How am I supposed to eat with this hideous dog staring?
乔治 它喜欢你 He likes you, George.
好吧 这种感觉不是相互的 Well, the feeling's not mutual.
尼克 Nick?
你不会得到零用钱 You won't be getting an allowance.
你可以考虑找份工作 Might wanna think about getting a job.
-好的 -我办公室有一个空缺 - Okay. - There's an opening at my office.
在放学后打印和归档 Typing and filing after school.
那不是那个叫特伦特的男孩的工作吗 Isn't that what that boy Trent does?
特伦特去了南边一个法语预备学校 Trent went away to some French- speaking prep school...
我想是圣克鲁兹 down south. Santa Cruz, I think.
你好 Hello.
-你是新来的 对吧 -是的 - You're new here, right? - Yeah.
我叫维贾伊·乔希 I'm Vijay Joshi.
很高兴认识你 It's nice to meet you.
尼克·特维斯普 很高兴认识你 Nick Twisp. Pleasure to meet you.
你在尤凯亚交到朋友了吗 尼克 So have you made many friends in Ukiah yet, Nick?
还没有 我来这里是为了我女朋友 Not really. I moved here for my girlfriend...
她去了圣克鲁兹的一个法语学校 and she just went to some French school in Santa Cruz.
诗妮·桑德斯吗 Sheeni Saunders?
是的 你认识她吗 Yeah. Did you know her?
以前她的衣柜就在我的旁边 We were locker neighbors.
这么说你是她的新同伴吗 So you are her new fellow?
我很吃惊 I'm surprised.
为什么 Why's that?
击败优秀的特伦特·普勒斯顿的 It's just that to replace the magnificent Trent Preston...
至少也应该是一个小有名气的 ...one expects at least a minor deity.
总之 我们矮个对女孩也有吸引力 Anyhow. It's good to know us short fellows have appeal with the ladies.
是啊 我相信我达到了 Right. I believe I'm
同龄人的平均身高 维贾伊 of average height for my age, Vijay.
代我问候诗妮 Do tell Sheeni I say hello.
进入巴黎高等艺术学院是多么幸运啊 How fortunate to attend l'ecole des arts.
我一直想去 I've always wanted to go.
-你会说法语吗 -是的 很流利 - Do you speak French? - Yes, fluently.
她说校园里禁止使用英语 She says English is forbidden on campus.
即使在你因为意外的截肢手术 "Even if you are hemorrhaging from
而大量失血的时候 an accidental limb amputation."
她一个纽约来的室友叫塔加特 She has a roommate from New York, Taggarty...
已经和十七个男孩子睡过 who has already slept with 1 7 guys...
并且希望上大学前达到五十个 and hopes to rack up 50 before college.
我一定要见见这个女孩子 I really must meet this girl.
继续 Keep going.
她说特伦特已经开始学冲浪 She says Trent has taken up windsurfing...
他成为她班里女孩子的头号目标 and become target number one among all the girls in her class.
她在尽量不嫉妒 She's trying not to be jealous...
但是有时还是会感到阵阵难过 but sometimes experiences twinges of distress.
她还说特伦特在校园里的出现 She also says that Trent's presence
对她来说是一个冲击 on campus came as a shock to her...
并且他们转到同一所学校 and that it is merely a coincidence
也不仅仅是个巧合 they transferred to the same school.
是的 尽管我也说不清 Yeah. Somehow I can't feature that.
特伦特表示想重归于好 Trent has expressed interest in mending the relationship...
并且像成年人一样交往 我认为她很开心 and getting on like adults. I think she's happy...
并且期待着在那个 and looks forward to growth in
富有明智的环境中成长 this rich intellectual environment.
-我不喜欢听到这些 -是的 - I don't like the sound of this. - No.
那个室友好像是一个坏影响 And that roommate sounds like a bad influence.
她确实听起来不节制 She certainly sounds uninhibited.
我想知道她是否喜欢聪明的男孩子 I wonder if she likes intelligent boys.
特伦特·普勒斯顿会让她 Trent Preston is gonna mindfuck her
认为我配不上她 into thinking she's too good for me.
然后他很有可能会上她 Then he's probably going to fuck her in more literal ways.
我必须去一趟 I've gotta get down there.
我陪你去顺便见一下那个塔加特 I could accompany you and meet this Taggarty.
好的 我们怎么去 Okay. How are we gonna get down there?
我们可以开我外婆的车 We could use my grandmother's car.
她会让我们开吗 Will she let us have it?
她连接在维生装置上 She's hooked up to life- support equipment.
许可不是问题 Permission is not a salient issue.
维贾伊 太棒了 Vijay, that's great.
距诗妮还有50英里
抱歉 Excuse me.
你们谁认识诗妮·桑德斯吗 Do you guys know Sheeni Saunders?
太有帮助了 Very helpful.
抱歉 Excuse me.
你们谁认识诗妮·桑德斯吗 Do you guys know Sheeni Saunders?
你在耍我吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
-你看到她了吗 -恐怕没有 - Do you see her? - I'm afraid not.
你们谁认识诗妮·桑德斯吗 Do you guys know Sheeni Saunders?
诗妮·桑德斯 你会说英语吗 Sheeni Saunders. Do you speak English?
你会说英语吗 Do you speak English?
你不会说英语 骗子 You don't speak English? Liar.
狗屎 Bullshit.
跟我说英语 Speak English to me.
没有人说英语是吗 这是美国 Nobody speaks English? This is America.
-你跟我开玩笑呢啊 -尼克 - You fucking kidding me? - Nick?
诗妮 Sheeni.
艾伯特 Albert.
你好 Hello.
真不敢相信你大老远跑过来 还带着艾伯特 I can't believe you came all this way. And with Albert.
我必须见你 诗妮 I had to see you, Sheeni.
我一直在想你 I can't stop thinking about you.
你太好了 That's sweet.
艾伯特也一直不停地念叨你 And Albert won't stop talking about you.
你觉得课程有意思吗 Do you find your classes stimulating?
其中一些还好 A few of them are all right.
现在我正在研究罗摩衍那 At the moment I'm doing a historical analysis on the Ramayana.
风儿吹吧 吹向我爱人那里 Blow, oh wind to where my loved one is
爱抚他 Touch him
然后再回来轻抚我 And come touch me soon
你俩晚上别睡在车里了 You two boys shouldn't sleep in your car tonight.
可能不太安全 It might not be safe.
等熄灯后 我们可以帮你们溜进去 We could sneak you in after lights out.
-听起来不错 -算我一个 - Sounds great. - I'm in.
夫人 那些女性的烦恼折磨得我好痛苦 Madame, I am suffering from agonizing female troubles.
这是你的比赛 There's your competition.
你觉得特伦特会睡在地板上吗 You think that Trent fellow would sleep on the floor?
很抱歉 甜心 I'm sorry, sweetie
但是我不想这个屋子有其他人 but not with other people in the room.
好吧 Okay.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Night.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是诗妮的朋友尼克 很抱歉打搅你了 I'm Sheeni's friend Nick. I'm sorry to have disturbed you.
没关系 你不用走 It's okay. You don't have to go.
你是诗妮的男朋友 还是 So are you Sheeni's boyfriend or something?
你今晚在这里过夜吗 And you're spending the night?
塔加特在哪 Where's Taggarty?
睡觉呢 我和我朋友地板上打地铺睡 Sleeping. A friend and l are just camping out on the floor.
我知道了 睡眠聚会 I get it. A slumber party.
我叫伯尼斯 I'm Bernice.
伯尼斯·林奇 不是你问过的 Bernice Lynch. Not that you asked.
伯尼斯·林奇 不错的名字 Bernice Lynch, that's a very pretty name.
我的朋友特伦特·普勒斯顿可能提到过你 I think that my friend Trent Preston might have mentioned you.
对 伯尼斯·林奇 但是他说 Yeah, Bernice Lynch. But he said that
你长得见不了世面 拿不出手 you were frumpy and unpresentable.
见到你 我才知道特伦特是个说谎的混蛋 Now that I've met you, I can see that Trent is a lying bastard.
如果他这样四处说你长相难看 I shouldn't be his friend
我就不应该和他继续当朋友了 if he goes around calling you trashy- looking.
什么样的人能做这种事 What kind of person does that?
但是 你知道 他一直十分敏感 But, you know, he's been very sensitive and touchy
自从他开始吃类固醇 ever since he started doing steroids.
-特伦特在嗑药 -他已经吃过好多 - Trent does steroids? - He does a lot of steroids.
他说他要确保是学校里最好的帆板运动员 He says it's to ensure that he becomes the school's best windsurfer.
当他发现他写不来诗的时候 他就开始抄袭 He figures since he can't write poetry, he has to plagiarize
你是说他的诗都是抄袭来的吗 You mean all of his poetry is stolen?
那都是鲍比·弗罗斯特的古典诗 每个字都是 Of course. It's all classic Bobby Frost. Every word.
特伦特和诗妮都该下地狱 Trent and Sheeni can go to hell.
嘿 在地板上稍微有点凉 Hey, it's a bit cold on the floor.
是吗 Is it?
是的 我能不能在你旁边抱着你睡呢 Yeah. Do you think maybe I could cuddle next to you?
整晚吗 The whole night?
嗯 Yeah.
行 我觉得这可以 Yeah, I guess that would be okay.
或者我们不只是拥抱 Or we could do more than just cuddle.
尼克 Nick.
我喜欢你这样叫我名字 I love it when you say my name.
你怎么不掀开这被子 Why don't you pull down these blankets
让我看看你都藏了什么在里面 and show me what you're hiding under there?
你想让我掀开被子吗 Is that what you want me to do?
-回答是 -我想让你掀开被子 - Say yes. - That is exactly what I want you to do.
然后我要解开你那可爱的扣子 And then I wanna tickle your belly button
从里面 from the inside.
尼克 你现在变得好坏啊 Nick, you're being so bad.
我一会要用舌头做的事 Not half as bad as the nasty things
要比这坏的多 I wanna do right now with my tongue.
我要让你的双腿缠住我的头 I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head
像戴着王冠一样 and wear you like the crown that you are.
如果你觉得可以的话 If that's okay with you.
我的天啊 你今晚怎么了 My God, what's gotten into you tonight?
我不知道 咱们开始吧 I don't know, but let's go with it.
尼克 Nick!
尼克 你得带着艾伯特 Nick. You have to take Albert.
天啊 我们就差一点 操 God, we were so close. Fuck.
你怎么样 维贾伊 How was it, Vijay?
非常之棒 It was magnificent.
我担心这可能会上瘾 I fear it could be terribly addicting.
这个夜晚点燃了我心中的欲火 This night has ignited in me a lust of disturbing insatiability.
是吗 那么 恭喜你啊 Yeah, well, congratulations.
操 操 操 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
操 操 Fuck. Fuck.
操 Fuck.
操 操 Fuck. Fuck.
操 Fuck.
你好 Hello?
弗格森先生 我是尼克 Mr. Ferguson, it's Nick.
哦 是你啊尼克 最近怎么样 Oh, Nick boy. How are you, son?
不是太好 弗格森先生 Not so good, Mr.Ferguson.
我正在帮一个年轻人偷渡到美国 I'm attempting to smuggle a young illegal immigrant
他在印度收到了政治迫害 who's fleeing political oppression on the subcontinent
但是我们现在有点麻烦了 but we've become stranded in our attempts
而且现在我们不能回到庇护所那里了 and now we face not being able to get to the sanctuary at all.
哦 我可怜的孩子 Oh, dear, the poor lad.
是 这让我心碎 Yeah, it's breaking my heart.
他现在十分之难过 He's got the saddest look on his face.
可怜姑娘们 Those poor girls.
他们可能会通知他们的父母 然后开除她们 They'll likely notify their parents, perhaps even expel them.
开除她们 Expel them?
哦 我的天啊 你说的对 Oh, my God, you're right.
他们会被开除 They'll be expelled.
诗妮就得回到尤凯亚了 Sheeni will have to come back to Ukiah.
伯尼斯 你真是厕所中的美丽天使 Bernice, you sweet angel of the lavatory.
来了 Come on.
弗格森先生 Mr. Ferguson.
我的天啊 Good heavens.
你们一定冻坏了 You boys must be freezing.
那么这位就是那个小勇士了 And this must be the little soldier.
欢迎 Welcome.
孩子 你们的衣服呢 What's happened to your clothes, son?
移民局拿走了 INS took them.
真可恶他们 Damn them.
先生 我到海关那的时候才叫可怕呢 When I was arriving by the customs, sir. It was so terrible.
他们跟我说你很幸运能留着内裤 They told me I was even lucky to keep my knickers.
好吧 噩梦已经过去了 Well, that nightmare is over.
怎么你也没有衣服 尼克 And why don't you have any clothes on, Nick?
因为我们团结 Solidarity.
谢谢你来接我们 弗格森先生 Thanks for getting us, Mr.Ferguson.
那个安全的地方在尤凯亚 是吗 So this safe house is in Ukiah?
是的 That's right.
你确定他们会照顾他吗 You're certain they'll take care of him?
是的 他们会把他当做是自己的孩子一样 Oh, yeah. They'll treat him as if he were their own.
送了维贾伊之后 After we dropped Vijay off,
我让弗格森先生到家里来过夜 I asked Mr. Ferguson to spend the night.
这给爸爸一个机会来回报弗格森 It would give dad a chance to reciprocate
因为在他和妈妈最终分手之前 for all the nights he spent on Mr.Ferguson's couch
他也曾睡过弗格森家的沙发 before he and mom finally tossed in the towel.
弗格森先生答应帮我隐瞒难民的事 Mr.Ferguson agreed not to tell dad about the refugee.
他知道有时候为了更伟大的原因 He understands that sometimes you
你不得不撒谎 have to lie for a greater cause.
你为人固执 刻薄 酗酒 还大男子主义 You know what, you are a tight-assed, critical, sexist drunk.
喂 宝贝 如果你想一个人睡我不介意 Hey, honey, it doesn't bother me if you wanna sleep alone.
如果我说你是个无聊又自私的人 你介意吗 Well, does it bother you that you're a boring selfish lover?
我在市区里碰到弗格森先生了 I ran into Mr.Ferguson downtown.
可以让他在这过夜吗 Is it okay if he spends the night?
你们只穿着内裤干什么 What the hell are you doing in your underwear?
嗨 尼克 Hi, Nick.
来一口吗 Want a hit?
抱歉 我认识你吗 Sorry, do I know you?
我叫保罗 诗妮的哥哥 I'm Paul. Sheeni's older brother.
过来 Come on in.
-你怎么认识我的 保罗 -我们见过 - How'd you know it was me, Paul? - We've met.
不 我们没有见过 No we haven't.
在前世 In a previous life.
烧的好 Nice fire.
是诗妮告诉你的吗 Did Sheeni tell you that was me?
她没必要这么做 She didn't have to.
为什么 难道我前世是个纵火犯吗 Why? Was I an arsonist in a previous life?
不是 No
但是诗妮是 but Sheeni was.
非常不错 That's very good.
我今天早上和塔加特通电话了 I spoke with Taggarty on the phone this morning.
她让我给她一张钱包大小的照片挂在墙上 She requested I send a wallet- sized photograph for her wall.
-她们被开除了吗 -没有 - So did they get expelled? - No.
塔加特使老师相信她们是无辜的 Taggarty was able to convince the matron it was innocent.
无辜的 你跟我开玩笑呢吧 Innocent? Are you kidding me?
我都可以拿着刀去阻止那屋里的性事了 I could have cut the sexual intercourse in that room with a knife.
弗朗索瓦认为一个男人在他的尊严 Francois feels that a man can only take so much
驱使他起来反抗荒唐不公的社会之前 before his dignity demands he rise up
他只能得到这么多 against an absurd and unjust universe.
我需要一个犯罪同伙 I'm going to need a partner in crime.
亲爱的 伯尼斯 "Dear Bernice
卫生间的那次邂逅是那么美好 it was nice meeting you in the bathroom.
我希望你的胃现在好点了 I hope your stomach has settled.
我知道是你向舍监通风报信的 I know you informed the matron of our presence...
但是我想让你知道我没有生气 but I want you to know I hold no grudge.
特伦特说的那些关于你的可怕话语 You were still upset from hearing all the horrible things
依旧使你感到不安 Trent has been saying about you
可能你都迷失自己了 and probably weren't yourself.
我认为应该给特伦特一点教训 I think Trent needs to be taught a lesson
以弥补他叫你肥牛和丑婊子的罪过 for calling you a fat cow and an ugly whore.
我建议你可以用把诗妮踢出学校作为报复 I suggest you take revenge by getting Sheeni kicked out of school.
大家都知道如果她被开除特伦特就会崩溃 Everyone knows it would crush Trent if she were sent away.
也许你会问 怎么让她被开除呢 How to get her kicked out of school, you may ask?
这信里夹着一些安眠药 I have included a number of sleeping pills with this note.
你可以在她每天的早餐饮料里放一枚 You must introduce one into her breakfast beverage each morning.
尽管她美丽聪明 She may be intelligent and beautiful,
但如果她在课堂上睡着的话 but is not likely to pass her courses
她也很难通过考试 if she is falling asleep in class.
自从见到你后 我意识到我对诗妮的感觉 Since meeting you, I realize my interest in Sheeni
仅仅是少年的迷恋 was merely an adolescent infatuation.
你看起来才是更合适的人选 You seem like a much more genuine person.
顺便问下 你是否听过这样的传言 By the way do you suppose there is any truth to the rumors
特伦特在自己的表妹那破了处 that Trent lost his virginity to his first cousin?
也许你该四处问问 看其他人知不知道 Perhaps you should ask around and see if anyone else heard that.
坚强点 伯尼斯 鼓起勇气 Be strong, Bernice. Take courage.
你温柔的 尼克·特维斯普 Affectionately yours, Nick Twisp. "
嗨 伙计们 Hi, folks.
嗨 尼克 Hi, Nick.
我不知道你们俩认识 I didn't realize you two knew each other.
有一天我们遇到对方 然后闲聊 We met the other day and got to talking
发现我们都认识你 and realized we both know you.
生活多有趣啊 是不是 保罗 Isn't life funny? Paul, don't you think?
稍微有点吧 Only slightly.
我们给你留了点蘑菇 尼克 We saved you some mushrooms, Nick.
这能改变你的生活 It's gonna change your life.
是啊 他们非常给劲 吃两个就够了 Yeah, they're pretty powerful, so only take two.
好好享受吧 Have fun.
莱斯 Lacey.
你们他妈的干什么呢 What in fuck are you people doing?
尼克 这是怎么回事 Nick, what the fuck is going on?
乔治 镇定点 Okay, George. Just calm down now.
你谁啊 怎么 Who the- -? What- -?
在邻居们打电话报警之前冷静点 Calm down before the neighbors call the sheriff.
好吧 莱斯 过来 Okay, Lacey, come on.
好的 你能起来吗 Okay. You can get up? Yeah.
把你的手拿开 你他妈的 Get your hands off me, you fuck.
-放松 乔治 -操 - Easy, George. - Fuck.
操 Fuck.
我道歉 I apologize.
再见 伙计们 Bye, guys.
再见 尼克 Bye, Nicky.
对了尼克 诗妮要回家吃感恩节晚餐 Hi nick. You know, Sheeni's coming home for thanksgiving dinner.
你也应该去 You should be there.
可是 保罗 你的父母不喜欢我 But, Paul, your parents despise me.
两点开饭 希望你喜欢火鸡 Dinner's at 2. Hope you like turkey.
我喜欢 I love it.
-你好 -尼克 - Hello? - Nick.
-妈妈 怎么了 -你怎么样 - Hi, mom. What's up? - How are you?
我很好 妈妈 I'm fine, mom.
兰斯和我完了 Lance and I are through.
他对我太粗鲁了 He was being very rude to me.
像我这年龄 承受不了 And at my age, I don't have to stand for that.
我很高兴听到这些 妈妈 That's good to hear, mom.
也许你应该试试单身一段时间 Maybe you should try and be single for a while.
浪漫似乎与你无缘 Romances don't seem to be your calling in life.
听着 尼克 当兰斯气冲冲的离开时 Listen, Nicky, when Lance stormed out...
他说是他一直在掩护着你 ...he said he was through covering for you.
伯克利的警察知道是你放的火 The Berkeley police know that you set that fire...
兰斯告诉了他们你在哪儿 ...and Lance told them where you are.
尼克 他们要来逮捕你了 Nicky, they're coming to arrest you.
好的 妈妈 谢谢你打电话来 Okay, Mom. Thanks for calling.
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
你还是要去那里吗 我们得逃出镇子 You're still going over there? We need to get out town.
那诗妮怎么办 What about Sheeni?
想一想 Think.
这个贱货值得你进大牢吗 Is this bitch worth going to jail for?
-嗨 尼克 -嗨 保罗 - Oh, hi, Nick. - Hi, Paul.
来的真准时 请进 Right on time. Come on in.
我带了些枫糖块做甜点 I brought some maple bars for dessert.
-太好了 -很好吃的 - Fantastic. - They're really good.
-闻起来味道很好 -大家好 - They smell good. - Hello.
-感恩节快乐 尼克 -嘿 莱斯 - Happy Thanksgiving, Nicky. - Oh, hey, Lacey.
我带了些枫糖块 I brought some maple bars.
谢谢你 我会把它们拿出来的 Oh, thank you. I'll set them out.
桑德斯先生 桑德斯太太 你们还记得尼克吧 Mr. and Mrs. Saunders, you remember Nick, don't you?
保罗刚才给他们吃了开胃菜 Paul served them an appetizer earlier.
酿蘑菇 Stuffed mushrooms.
尼克 Nick.
诗妮 Sheeni.
怎么了 怎么了 What's wrong? What's wrong?
怎么了 What?
我被开除了 I was expelled.
什么 为什么 What? Why?
因为在课堂上睡觉 For falling asleep in class.
因为我的成绩 For my grades.
我和我的父母被困在这讨厌的拖车里了 I'm stuck back here with my parents in this horrible trailer.
我哥哥疯了 他让大家不得安宁 My brother's lost his mind. He's drugged everyone.
-咱们逃走吧 -什么 - Let's get out of here. - What?
咱们一起私奔吧 Let's run away together.
警察在追我 他们知道是我放的火 The police are after me. They know that I started the fire.
但我们可以一起亡命天涯 But we could be outlaws together,
就像我们计划的那样 just like we planned.
-我得考虑考虑 -诗妮 晚饭好啦 - I have to think. - Sheeni. Dinner's ready.
-东西都很好吃 -都是保罗做的 - Everything's delicious. - Paul prepared the entire meal.
他喜欢传统的感恩节食物 He just loves all the traditional Thanksgiving foods.
我希望自己以后还能有这样的经历 Well, I hope it's the first of many such occasions for myself.
-我去开门 -有人来了吗 - I'll get it. - Is someone here?
-特伦特 -感恩节快乐 甜心 - Trent. - Happy Thanksgiving, sweetie.
-你来干什么 -我能进来吗 - What are you doing here? - Can I come in?
当然 Of course.
大家好 Hello, everyone.
特伦特 这是莱斯 保罗的朋友 Trent, this is Lacey, Paul's friend.
是的 我们之前在我父亲的办公室见过 Yes, we've met before at my father's office.
-没错 -你真漂亮 莱斯 - Yes. - You're looking wonderful, Lacey.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
-感恩节快乐 -你也是 - Happy Thanksgiving. - You too.
见到你真高兴 It's great to see you.
这是尼克 And this is Nick.
你好 尼克 Hello, Nick.
你好 特伦特 Hello, Trent.
请坐 特伦特 Have a seat, Trent.
对不起 诗妮 我不能坐了 I'm sorry, Sheeni, but I can't.
其实 我有些坏消息 In fact, I have a bit of bad news.
什么消息 What is it?
我从上到下彻底的搜查了一下 I searched the room of Bernice Lynch
伯尼斯·林奇的房间 thoroughly from top to bottom.
搜查之前你得到学校官员的允许了吗 Did you obtain proper authorization from school officials before doing search?
没有 尼克 这是私人行为 No, Nick. I acted on my own initiative.
我很好奇为什么一个像伯尼斯这样 I was curious as to why a girl as sweet as Bernice...
甜美的女孩会对我印象如此不好 ...would color me in such an unflattering light.
在伯尼斯的衣帽间里 我找到了 In Bernice's closet, I found...
这封信 ...this letter.
在这封信里 写信者表达了 In the letter, the writer expresses
对伯尼斯强烈的爱意 a strong affection for Bernice...
并且教唆她给文静的诗妮下药 ...and instructs her to begin a program of sedating Sheeni...
而这些药的提供者就是他本人 ...with drugs that he himself supplied.
尼克 你不会吧 你会杀死我的 Nicky, you didn't. You could have killed me.
-哦 尼克 -太倒霉了 尼克 - Oh, Nicky. - Bad break, Nick.
-谁死了 -现在没人死 桑德斯夫人 - Who died? - No one yet, Mrs. Saunders.
-逮捕他 -我不能逮捕他 - Arrest him. - I can't arrest him.
我已经给圣克鲁斯的警察打电话了 I have called the Santa Cruz police.
他们现在就在来这里的路上 They're on their way here right now.
我该走了 Well, I'll be leaving.
请继续用餐吧 Please continue without me.
尼克 Nick.
我劝你留下来 I would advise you to remain here...
像个男人一样面对你的所做所为 ...and face the consequences of your actions like a man.
谢谢你额外的忠告 特伦特 Well, thank you for that unsolicited counsel, Trent.
请去死吧 And please do drop dead.
再见 诗妮 Goodbye, Sheeni.
老爸 我需要你的帮助 我们得抓紧了 Dad I need your help. We need to hurry.
我们需要赶紧离开 好吗 We need to get out of here, okay?
-我们得离开 -尼克 你去哪儿了 - We need to leave. - Nick, where the hell have you been?
警察在找你 The cops were looking for you.
他们闯进来 找到了我的非法卫星接收器 They barged in, found my illegal satellite dish- -
我们现在就得走 We need to go far away right now.
为了救我 你得把我藏在汽车旅馆里 I need you to put me up in a motel for saving me.
你他妈的疯了吗 Are you fucking crazy?
你指望我帮你逃走吗 Do you expect me to let you get away with all this?
够了 我要报警 That's it. I'm calling the cops.
爸爸 你要把你唯一的儿子送到监狱吗 Dad, you're gonna send your only son to prison?
我不需要听一个该死的纵火犯的演讲 Hey, I don't need a lecture from a fucking arsonist.
只要给我你的车 这样我就可以逃走 At least give me your car so I can get out of here.
要是你觉得我会给你我的车的话 If you think I'm gonna give you my car
你会得到这个 you got another thing coming.
爸爸 Dad!
你不再是个小孩子了 You're not a little kid anymore.
你要勇于承担后果 尼克 You gotta face the music, Nick.
爸爸 Dad.
尼克 Nick.
开门 尼克 Open this door, Nick.
我在警告你 不要这么做 I'm warning you, don't you do this.
尼克 Nick.
开门 快开 Open this door. You open this- -
尼克 回来 Nick, get back here.
现在马上停车 我警告你 You stop this car right now, I'm warning you.
你麻烦大了 You're in trouble!
我们停下来是要看风景吗 We stopping to admire the scenery or something?
-我不想丢下诗妮一个人走 -别闹了 - I don't want to leave without Sheeni. - Cut the shit.
也许我可以男扮女装 我可以改名叫卡洛塔 Maybe I can live as a woman. I can change my name to Carlotta.
你干吗不启动这该死的车呢 Why don't you start the fucking car?
我不能带着她对我的仇恨走 我要回去 I can't leave with her hating me. I have to go back.
我要告诉她我所做的一切都是为了她 I have to tell her that everything I did was for her.
让我来给你讲讲吧 尼克 Let me paint you a little picture, Nick.
你回去 他们逮捕你 你进大牢 You go back, they bust you, you go to jail.
诗妮继续过她的日子 Sheeni goes on with her life.
操他妈的诗妮 Fuck Sheeni.
好吧 All right.
我会帮你找回你的马子 I'm gonna help you get back to your lady.
但是这次最好你能搞定她 But you better get laid this time.
要是你是以处男身份进监狱的话 If you end up going to jail a virgin,
我就不陪你了 I won't be sticking around.
现在给我20美分 卡洛塔 Now give me 25 cents, Carlotta.
-我找兰斯·韦斯科特警官 -请稍等 - Officer Lance Westcott, please. - One moment.
我是韦斯科特警官 Officer Westcott.
混蛋 是我 Hey, asshole, it's me.
尼克 你这个小混蛋 Nick. You little shit.
你知道你要进监狱了吧 You know you're going to jail, right?
我打电话是为了让你好办事 I'm calling to make it easy for you.
榛子公园 一个小时后 叫齐你的朋友 Hazel Park, one hour. Round up your friends.
我要自首 操你 I'm turning myself in. Fuck you.
见鬼 你疯了吗 Holy shit, you've lost your mind.
等一下 Wait.
耐心逐渐消失而他们知道原因所在 - - patience is beginning to wear thin and they understand why.
特伦斯 Terrence?
这项措施会在此次联合立法会议 The measure goes before the full state legislature...
结束之前实施 ...at the end of the current session.
重复一下我们的头条新闻 Repeating our top story...
警方已经确认尼古拉斯·特维斯普是 ...A police source has identified Nicholas Twisp as a suspect...
去年九月伯克利市中心的大火的嫌疑犯 ...in last September's massive fire in downtown Berkeley.
我们独家采访了 We have an exclusive interview with
特维斯普以前的一位同学 one of Twisp's former classmates.
我希望社会不要 I just hope that society isn't
对尼古拉斯作出过于严厉的判决 too severe in judging Nicholas.
我们这一代经常被描述成 So often my generation is portrayed
幼稚和挥霍的一代 as a juvenile and wasteful group.
他需要帮助 He needs help.
最好不要把他关进监狱 And he's better off in the hands of the authorities.
特维斯普身高5.9英尺 135磅 Twisp is 5'9", 135 pounds...
棕色眼睛 暗金色头发 面色苍白 ... with brown eyes, dirty- blond hair and a pale complexion.
他最后一次出现是在尤凯亚附近 He was last seen in the vicinity of Ukiah.
是谁 Who's that?
您好 桑德斯夫人 我叫卡洛塔 Hello, Mrs. Saunders. I'm Carlotta,
诗妮学校的朋友 Sheeni's friend from school.
你好 Oh, hello there.
我是来和诗妮一起背诵赞美诗的 I've come to memorize church hymns with
周日我们要去教堂做礼拜 Sheeni for this Sunday's services.
诗妮要去教堂吗 Sheeni's coming to church?
我想是的 That's my understanding, yeah.
好吧 请进 Oh, well, please do come in.
谢谢 谢谢你 Thank you. Thank you.
诗妮 Sheeni?
你的朋友卡洛塔来了 Your friend Carlotta's here.
菲尔 这是卡洛塔 Phil, this is Carlotta.
她说诗妮礼拜天会和她一起去教堂 She says that Sheeni's coming to church with her on sunday.
很高兴见到你 年轻的女士 Well, nice to meet you, young lady.
很高兴见到你 桑德斯先生 Nice to meet you, Mr. Saunders.
你好 诗妮 Hello, Sheeni.
你好 卡洛塔 Hello, Carlotta.
我能上去吗 May I come up?
你害我被开除了 You got me expelled.
我很抱歉 诗妮 I'm sorry, Sheeni.
你知道我现在过的是什么日子吗 Do you realize what life is like for me here?
你了解吗 Do you have any idea?
诗妮 我这一生都是孤独一人 Sheeni, I've been alone my whole life.
我知道你过的是什么日子 I do know what it's like.
我是为了你才烧的伯克利 I burned down Berkeley for you.
我把我父母的车都弄坏了 I destroyed both of my parents' cars.
我撒谎并让别人给你用镇静剂 I've lied and manipulated and had you sedated.
我做的这一切都是为了 I did all that so that...
我们不必在这么孤独下去 ...we wouldn't have to be alone anymore.
你就是他 对不对 You're him, aren't you?
我是他 I'm him?
你是我的弗朗索瓦 You're my Francois.
你就是我寻找的那个唯一 You're the one I've been looking for.
诗妮 Sheeni...
你的所愿就是我的所愿 ...I want what you want.
我想游遍全球并进行冒险 I wanna live all over the world and have adventures.
但我不是弗朗索瓦 But I'm not Francois.
我是那个对你一见钟情 I'm the guy who saw you and fell in love with you...
并且愿为你赴汤蹈火的人 ...and would do anything for you.
这就是我 That's who I am.
我不想给你这个 I don't wanna give you this...
但是我没有牌可打了 ...but I don't have anything else to discard.
非常感谢这是换给你的 Thank you very much and here's your change.
购物时老是去 Always shop at....
人类用手边的这项不朽的娱乐 It's a wonder that humankind has
创造了最好的文明 constructed any kind of civilization...
这真是个奇迹 ...with this monumental distraction at hand.
特伦特 Trent.
-你来这干什么 -我把警察带来了 - What are you doing here? - I brought the police.
当我看到这个丑姑娘上楼时 I wasn't fooled for one second when
有那么一秒钟我还真被唬住了 I saw that ugly girl walking up.
-你居然潜伏在我屋子外面 -当然 - You were lurking outside my house? - Of course.
为了保护你 Protecting you.
特伦特 你是一个很好很好的人 Trent, you're a very nice person...
但是我就是对你没有感觉 ...but I just don't have those feelings for you.
-你要进监狱了 -特伦特 我不想伤害你 - You're going to jail. - Trent, I don't wanna hurt you.
我就求你一次 请你 I'll only ask once that you and your
还有你那些可爱的毛衣们远离不要插手 adorable sweater step away from the- -
-狗娘养的 -放手 - Son of a bitch. - Let go of me.
-来啊 混蛋 -放手 狗娘养的 - Come here, you little shit. - Get off, you son of a bitch.
-放开我 -狗娘养的 - Get off of me. - Son of a bitch.
他是纵火犯 This is the arsonist.
好啦 All right.
放松 Just relax.
都结束了 It's over.
我也许要离开很长一段时间了 亲爱的 I might be away for a long time, darling.
你才16岁 你要去少管所 You're 16. You're going to juvenile detention.
三个月后你就会被放出来的 You'll be out in three months.
那你会等我吗 So you'll wait for me?
我还能去哪里呢 Where the hell else am I gonna go?
好了 我要前往少管所待一段时间了 Well, I'm headed for a stint in juvenile detention.
至少让我感到安慰的是 I can at least feel comforted by the
我没有以处男之身进去 fact that I'm not going in a virgin.
而到了午餐时间 And at lunchtime...
当那些惯犯们聚在一起 ... when hardened offenders gather around to
交换青春期反叛的故事时 swap tales of teenage rebellion...
我敢说他们会发现我的故事很难被超越 ...I bet they'll find mine hard to top.
诗妮说她会等我 Sheeni says she'll wait for me...
而当我被释放后 ...and that when I'm released,
我们最终会在一起并得到自由 we'll finally be together and free.
我相信她 And I believe her.
我确信诗妮爱上了我 I can feel in my heart that Sheeni is in love with me.
不是爱上法国浪漫小说里的幻想情人 Not with some fantasy lover in a French romantic novel...
是爱上了我 ...but with me...
尼克·特维斯普 ...Nick Twisp.
这很有趣 It's funny.
最终 After all that...
爱上尼克·特维斯普已经足够了 ...Nick Twisp was enough.
剧终 Ending